Bird you've dated one or two times/escorted home from a night out or two, from no where desides your married. You as a male of course have no choice in the matter and are deemed an evil pig no matter how this situation ends.
I've sussed how to use my binoculars like a digiscope and can now take pretty birdy photos (feathered you filthy minded beasts ) without having to nick beloveds DSLR.
Was in a friend's video chat room and some guy kept demanding she show her boobs. I told him if he says it again I'd headbutt him in the willy. My friend laughed her ass off and made me moderator, and told her housemate "This guy is awesome" Made my night