As already grumbled about in the sister thread to this one, got a fractured rib. This, totally not funny. The only ice pack I could put together being frozen tortellini, definitely making me giggle. Or it would if it didn't hurt so damn much.
Also, friends, romans, countrymen, lend me your sympathy, because I am utterly pathetic when I'm miserable and manflu-ing this for all it's worth!