Something on topic (from me? I know, I'm stunned too), found somewhere to climb in London, all bouldering but hey, I can work that, feel awesome sore, smell of sweat and chalk, happy as get out!
I have a tub of fresh double cream I need to use by Tuesday or it'll out of date and instantly turn poisonous at the stroke of midnight. So I've naturally resorted to putting it in my tea
I paid for it. So I'll damned well make sure I use it! mmmm nom nom nom ... well gulp gulp gulp
Oooooh, that gets you a tick in the 'negatives' column. I'm not a fan of creamy tea, if you'd said coffee that would be a completely different prospect.