No. Just no. That looks disgusting. You've taken something as glorious as bacon and defiled it
No! Bad Wildlings! You know you're not supposed to eat after midnight or else you'll transform!
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I seem to be generally grumpy recently.
GRRRR to the dude who promised me he was going to meet up with me in the local park and then completely failed to show. Not cool.
GRRRR to random sticks that stabbed me in the foot and didn't notice. That could've hurt!
GRRRR to bloody wasps deciding to land on my kick bag! That's MY kick bag! *kicks bag* *runs in terror from the wasps*
GRRRR to throwing hook punches and elbow strikes against my kick shield tied to a tree - with so much force I put both of my shoulders out of alignment from the socket
GRRRR to my hips playing up! Practicing gedan mawashi geri (lower level roundhouse kick), inside of my left hip starts to twinge. I change my method of rotation slightly to take this into account - and the outside of my right hip seizes, causing me to lose balance and fall over
But also WOOOOP! Found out from a dude who stopped by to chat that there's a boxing club about half an hour away that's pretty damn good (dude I was chatting to has won regional competitions 7 times, bronze at european level, several bronzes in the national circuit and they've even had olympic coaches come down and train them - can't remember the dude's name though ).
And £5 a week. And the wife doesn't seem to mind the idea of me going into boxing and even trying to compete, despite my random health. Methinks I shall be going to have a look as soon as I can get my bicycle fixed (even if it is a 30 mile round trip)!
