Things that make you go :-)) take two!

But you just agreed about the cheese? You monster!

Tomatoes, yes. Mushrooms, no. Tomatoes, bacon, melted cheddar, onions, sausages, a chicken burger, some burger sauce, some spinach and a toasted roll....om nom nom
 
Pffft. 'Tis nothing for a man with such a mightily cultivated form as mine! You just need to put on some bones, young man!



Absolutely! Look what happened last time somebody kickboxed a cake!

 
Wonderful cakes!
Meanwhile, I still haven't turned into anything from eating cake. I can eat more!
 
I know, right? I was looking for an image of somebody attacking a cake and that first one came up! It made me a happy sloth



No, it's a lie! The cakes are lies!

Unless...are you subject zero?
 
Been making fun of my brother!
Using a phone number he doesn't know I texted him introducing myself as Camilla!, a super-in-love, super- illiterate lovely blonde 14-year-old who really, really wants to know him.
I have a date with him at 6 pm.
I'm going to send my old aunt there. She is actually blonde.
 
My sisters did something similar to me although they used the home phone and one of their friends (cell phones weren't like they were now when it happened).

I just want to let you know that you're a horrible person. That situation really embarrassed and hurt me. That said, it's going to be hilarious.
 
We did it with the lads and a dating website, ended up escalating massively and we needed up not saying anything as it got more and more weird and we were far more embarrassed reading them!
 
You people are very, very immoral folks

Whatever happened to innocent, fun pursuits, like feeding seagulls laxitives at the beach or pigeons bread loaded with bicarb-of-soda?
 
Seagulls aren't that bad. Except when they steal your sandwich...
 
Just keep the window open. They fly out again if its an easy way for them
 
But they never do! Apparently my children smell delicious



Lol, I asked my wife if I could do this. She didn't think it would be the best idea. I told her it was only temporary but she didn't seem convinced...

I've left a half empty bottle of cola across the street from my house yesterday evening. Could be a coincidence, but there seems to be less of them today...fingers crossed.
 
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