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Samy1

Member
I jump out of bushes next to third-grader bus stops and beat the shit out of them for their milk money, and use it to buy condoms for my mistress.
 

England

New member
....and i masturbate constantly....... PILLOW FIGHT."

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GayPride

New member
I flex infront of the mirror and put my knucks up in fighting stances. Im the sexiest mother fucker to whoop ass ever lemme tell you.
 

flipflops

New member
that is quite an accomplishment. i dont even knowhow you would go about doing that unless you poop on something and then smear it on your face, in which case i wouldbe very dissappointed because that is not nearly as amazing as direct facial poopage.
 

SorryTeamWeLose

New member
well i assumed that when he says he poops on his face, he means he poops on only his face, not that he poops oneverything in a 30 foot diameter, including his face. i suppose the a-bomb theory would classify as pooping on ones face though.
 
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