that is quite an accomplishment. i dont even knowhow you would go about doing that unless you poop on something and then smear it on your face, in which case i wouldbe very dissappointed because that is not nearly as amazing as direct facial poopage.
well i assumed that when he says he poops on his face, he means he poops on only his face, not that he poops oneverything in a 30 foot diameter, including his face. i suppose the a-bomb theory would classify as pooping on ones face though.