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I jump out of bushes next to third-grader bus stops and beat the shit out of them for their milk money, and use it to buy condoms for my mistress.
 
....and i masturbate constantly....... PILLOW FIGHT."

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i secretly dont make old ass boring threads that will get 1 serious response per 100 posts
 
I flex infront of the mirror and put my knucks up in fighting stances. Im the sexiest mother fucker to whoop ass ever lemme tell you.
 
Well i was in the corner of my friends room and....











:dodgy:
 
I've fapped everyday this week, and I'm debating about doing it tonight too.
 
you should fap atleast everyday of your life.

i called my 8th grade bus driver a bitch and blamed it on the fat kid.
 
that is quite an accomplishment. i dont even knowhow you would go about doing that unless you poop on something and then smear it on your face, in which case i wouldbe very dissappointed because that is not nearly as amazing as direct facial poopage.
 
well i assumed that when he says he poops on his face, he means he poops on only his face, not that he poops oneverything in a 30 foot diameter, including his face. i suppose the a-bomb theory would classify as pooping on ones face though.
 
A couple times I have actually eaten my entire head, digested it, and then puked it out.
 
Hmm quite an interesting assumption Mr. Drop.


BUT.

I have done the math and this is clearly incorrect.

 
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