3 scientists wanted to know what would happen if you shoved a cork up an elephants but so one day they set up 3 bunkers 100 meters apart getting further and further away from the elephants then the found 3 test subjects and place them in a pen then blocked there but with the 3 corks they decided to leave them to eat and eat for 3 weeks while this was happening the 3 scientists each trained a monkey to pull out the corks..... finally the day came for the experiment to take place the elephants were lined up in a line and the scientists went to their individual bunkers, the monkeys pulled the corks out as trained but it went horribly wrong... the first scientist died from drowning in feces, the second died from the overwhelming stench and the third died from cracking up laughing when he saw the monkey trying to shove the cork back up the elephants but.