Ultamate Showdown Bear grylls vs Survivor Man

bwaaahaha, he cut off the snakes head, took a bite, then put it around his neck like a candy necklace snack for later.
 
I don't really know what's going on, discovery.com/my tv info says: "Bear Grylls tackles the deadly swamps of the Deep South. He dodges alligator attacks, tangles with venomous snakes and uses his ingenuity to hook a catfish with his bare hands. He also follows the trail of destruction caused by hurricane Katrina."

But he's in Sumatra in a jungle right now. :crash:
 
Yeah I think they fucked up because all the commercials said 10, and this episode is on.
 
Ya they must have, Mythbusters was messed up too, some kind of 2 part pirate special instead of NextWorld and such
 
I recently watched a show where,Bear, and this is no lie. Got stung in the eye by a bee and had only one eye.

He is wandering around the desert, sees a rattle snake, beats said rattlesnake while using only one eye, with a stick.


Eats rattlesnake, saves skin. He pees in the skin, hikes for miles then drinks his own pee out of the snake.

He made a shelter out of a animal.

He ate a animal laying on the ground for a long time.

He is a legend in the streets.

Survivor man almost cut his hand off in the jungle with no profit.
 
Les uses "everyday" items :tdown: It's not anything special if he can start a fire without working. Bear has people there to keep him out of danger but he still does stuff like jump into freezing water and drink the water in elephant shit.
 
Les because he is more practical and legit. Being an outdoorsmen and practicing things like outdoor and winter survival I can compare to Les closer than bear.
 
The only reason bear would seem more mentally capable is because he has a crew right next to him... imagine how lonely you would get surviving by yourself... Les is the real deal
 
Les is a survivalist specialist.
Bear is an entertainer- an entertainer with survival skills and a cool background - but still an entertainer.
 
I feel bad for Bear, he stays in hotel and wears a life jacket once because producers forced him and now suddenly everything he has ever done in invalidated
 
Bear spys a river, says its very dangerous.
Bear hops in the river.
»FILM CUT«
»NEW FILM SEQUENCE«
Bear floats down said river with a life jacket on. (He started out with a knife)

So: Bear is a fraud.

He has also been seen checking into a hotel when he should have been in the wild.
 
It's not like he doesn't say he's not going to be out there for the night. Listen to him next time he's building shelters, he's said it multiple times.
 
sure bear is better at moving/getting to civilization but imo thats just because he dont have to carry 50+ lbs of cameras

les is bamfff and bear dont got shit on him
 
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