humiliateme32117
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i have changed it to empire state building and presidents so not to offend. but i think its funny.
george bush , ronald regan and jimmy carter meet each day at the top of the umpire state building to eat there lunch, george bush opens his lunch and sees its a bologna sandwich again, he says if i get 1 more bologna sandwich im going to jump off this building and kill myself.
regan opens his lunch and its a taco he says if i get 1 more taco im going to jump off and kill myself.
carter opens his lunch and its a peanutbutter sandwich he says if i get one more penut butter sandwich im going to jump off and kill myself.
so the next day they meet again bush opens his lunch and its a bologna sandwich so he jumps off and kills himself, regan opens his lunch its a taco he jumps off and kills himself, carter opens his lunch its a peanut butter sandwich so he jumps off and kills himself.
the next day at there funerals mrs.bush said if i had only known george was tired of bologna i would have fixed him something different.
mrs reagan says yea if ron had only told me he hated tacos i would have fixed him something different. mrs carter says you 2 think you have it bad, my husband packed his own lunch.
george bush , ronald regan and jimmy carter meet each day at the top of the umpire state building to eat there lunch, george bush opens his lunch and sees its a bologna sandwich again, he says if i get 1 more bologna sandwich im going to jump off this building and kill myself.
regan opens his lunch and its a taco he says if i get 1 more taco im going to jump off and kill myself.
carter opens his lunch and its a peanutbutter sandwich he says if i get one more penut butter sandwich im going to jump off and kill myself.
so the next day they meet again bush opens his lunch and its a bologna sandwich so he jumps off and kills himself, regan opens his lunch its a taco he jumps off and kills himself, carter opens his lunch its a peanut butter sandwich so he jumps off and kills himself.
the next day at there funerals mrs.bush said if i had only known george was tired of bologna i would have fixed him something different.
mrs reagan says yea if ron had only told me he hated tacos i would have fixed him something different. mrs carter says you 2 think you have it bad, my husband packed his own lunch.