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Mexican Jews
Two Jewish men, 'Sid' and 'Al' were sitting in a Mexican restaurant.
Sid asked Al, 'Are there any people of our faith born and raised in
Mexico?
Al replied, 'I don't know, let's ask our waiter.'
When the waiter came by, Al asked him, 'Are there any Mexican Jews?'
and the waiter said, 'I don't know Senor, I'll ask the cooks.'
He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said 'No sir, no
Mexican Jews.'
Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, 'Are you absolutely
sure?'
The waiter, realizing he was dealing with 'Gringos' gave the expected
answer, 'I will check again, Senor!' and went back into the kitchen.
While the waiter was away, Sid said, 'I find it hard to believe that there
are no Jews in Mexico, God said our people are scattered everywhere.'
The waiter returned and said, 'Senor, the head cook says 'No Mexican
Jews!'
Are you certain?' Al asked once again, 'I can't believe there are no
Mexican Jews!'
'Senor, I ask EVERYONE,' replied the exasperated waiter. 'We have
orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews, but no one
ever hear of Mexican Jews!!!
if you have a good joke the post it baby!!
Two Jewish men, 'Sid' and 'Al' were sitting in a Mexican restaurant.
Sid asked Al, 'Are there any people of our faith born and raised in
Mexico?
Al replied, 'I don't know, let's ask our waiter.'
When the waiter came by, Al asked him, 'Are there any Mexican Jews?'
and the waiter said, 'I don't know Senor, I'll ask the cooks.'
He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said 'No sir, no
Mexican Jews.'
Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, 'Are you absolutely
sure?'
The waiter, realizing he was dealing with 'Gringos' gave the expected
answer, 'I will check again, Senor!' and went back into the kitchen.
While the waiter was away, Sid said, 'I find it hard to believe that there
are no Jews in Mexico, God said our people are scattered everywhere.'
The waiter returned and said, 'Senor, the head cook says 'No Mexican
Jews!'
Are you certain?' Al asked once again, 'I can't believe there are no
Mexican Jews!'
'Senor, I ask EVERYONE,' replied the exasperated waiter. 'We have
orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews, but no one
ever hear of Mexican Jews!!!
if you have a good joke the post it baby!!