Warped Tour questions?

adam

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Is the entire thing a moshpit or could I just watch and relax? It will be my first concert and im not very into moshpit type stuff
 
No, they separate you by gender and age. Then they give you a Blood on the Dance Floor tattoo. After that, you will be sent to the barber to receive multicolored scene kid hair. Everyone wears a striped uniform with skinny jeans. From there, you will be sent to the gas cha- I mean moshpits (well I'll put emphasis on "moshpits") where you then proceed complain about how your life sucks because your father took your phone away. Only you didn't know your father was the worst thing in the world, it was the pitifully bad music at Warped Tour.. And then you die. The end.
 
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