We need revengeful ideas!!! NAO!!!!

Best / most realistic idea in here. I would do this. Not lying. Do it. Tonight. To that guy.
 
open his gas cap, and leav it sitting out and on the trunk of his car put an empty one gallon water jug. Hell fucking flip :tup:
 
put saran wrap across is front door(depending on how it opens) and when he opens the door he either walks into it or is like wtf

fuck if i know how YOU will make the shit stay
 
the kid who bought it is a retard.

a) you cannot expect much from a $1000 car

b) you should always have a trusted mechanic look at a used car before you buy it.

c) the kid should have checked the bluebook on that thing. Im guessing it wasn't 1k if it sucks that bad.
 
finally, someone who thinks its not the seller's fault. I'm assuming he kid knew what he was buying.
I hope you've learned your lesson, no dessert or cartoons for you tonight
 
I actually have a Charizard at level 43 that has those exact same attacks... and it has cut and fly... but those are the fire attacks... But i would do fire blast and flamethrower... flamethrower is oh so much stronger than ember...
 
Here's what you do.

Find a way to get into the engine bay, and drain out his oil, then fill the oil pan with water. Also, drill a hole in the transmission fluid pan and fill it with water too. Take the lug nuts off his wheels so that if he actually gets down the road, one or more of his wheels will fall off in transit and it will total his car. Fill the air intake with glitter or sand, put a small fish underneath his seat (like up in the coils. It'll smell like ballsack after a few days), saran wrap the car, etc. The possibilities are endless.
 
heres an idea. get salami, take off paint, not sure if bologna does it but make obscure designs on his car. give him the ole salami schlong on the hood!
 
Then lick jolly ranchers and stick them to his windows. Supposedly when he pulls them off it'll break the glass.

Also fill his gas tank with water or sand.
 
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