Wow, and you thought of that by yourself? I'm amazed you could actually put all those words together to sound more stupid than I thought you were! Let me know when you get to the punchline. That was so weak, I've seen better farts.
He doesn't sound like much of a friend. But if you feel you must best him in a kind of "yo mamma" throw down, here's a link to jokes about men being stupid.