what are some funny, stupid jokes?

[iloveeminem]

what are some good one liner stupid jokes like:

Q: Why doesn't Helen Keller driver?
A: Because she's dead!

Q: Why did the kid fall off the swing?
A: Cause someone threw a fridge at them.

Q: Why don't you take pokemon into the shower?
A: Cause he'll pikatchu!

 

[MarkN]

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