What are some good killer whale jokes?

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
 
What's black and white and red all over? A killer whale eating its trainer. ( BOOOO !!!! )

I am sorry about the trainer's death, but didn't the word "killer" give them any clue as to what might happen?

What's the difference between Shamu and Shamwow? (Sorry, you have to make up your own punchline.) or, between Shamu, and a shamrock.....? ... shampoo?
shamuing and shampooing...? Free Willy, or else...!!

Why did the killer whale try to escape from the aquarium? He wanted his I pod.
{pods J ,K, & L are groups of killer whales in the Pacific Northwest, so there must be an I pod somewhere.}
 
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