What are some good yo mama jokes?

[Derrr]

Yo mama so ugly! she's the only thing that can shatter diamond just by looking at it

 

[Femmm]

Yo mama's so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

 

[EricCartman™]

Yo mama's so fat she needed cheats for a wii fit!!!

 

[AllegraR]

YO mama is twice the man u r......literally

 

[Harulchanm'severyonet]

Yo mama so ugly gold fish crackers don't smile back at her

lol idk...

 

[Elizabeth]

Your momma so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already world wide!

 

[PaxB]

that was dumb.

 

[Ramirezm]

Your momma..... Yeaa I got nothing

 

[Nicole]

YO MOMMA SO FAT, SHE HAS HER OWN GRAVITATION PULL

yo momma so ugly, "was she born with it? or is she fugly?"

 

[Orange]

yo momma so fat that her facebook like pages is all food restaurants

 

[JetBlack1]

yo mommas so ugly, they pay her to keep her clothes on at the strip clubs.