What are the odds that I will meet Taylor Swift and she will fall in love with me?

[Dylan]

I told my girlfriend yesterday that she will always be number 2 in my heart. I told her she could take it or leave it. It was a big step forward in our relationship. I think it's obvious who number one is.

 

[JazzNCarlos]

Ur crazy ur gf is #1 u'll prolly never meet taylor swift so ya

 

[NickTruman]

0000001/10.

 

[mICanHazCheezburgerm]

Are you kidding me?
You'll never go out with Taylor Swift or Megan Fox.
Those 2 are untouchable.
Better apologize to your lady or you'll regret it.

 

[lovegirl]

anything's possible

 

[DaRealFool™]

0

stick wit ur girl

 

[ThatManOnTheMoon]

.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%

You have a better chance getting killed by a coconut falling from a tree while being attacked by a shark in the same day.

 

[jay]

sorry bro she belongs with me.

 

[GBR]

well, if you're 15 and you tell her you love her, she's gonna believe you!

 

[TheParanoidAndroid]

I don't like Taylor Swift.
But whatever floats your boat.
I give it a negative chance though : )

 

[mmmmmmmmmmm¢mmmmm1]

Trust me she isn't gonna have sex with you, or let you on her white horse.

 

[ReadMymLipsm]

I think the odds are pretty good!!
You have an understanding girlfriend.