What is a good beer recipe?

[DerrickSex]

looking for something that would come out like a sam adams pale ale, or wutever is your favorite recipe

 

[CandyO'nut]

1 cup ketchup
2 pails dirt
3 eggs
5 tsp peanut butter
2 cups vinegar
5 pails baking soda
1 ever green tree
2 handfulls butter
a pinch of sand
1 tsp orange juice
4 spoonfulls sour cream
2 leafs of spinach
3 carrots
1 package dried blueberies
1 toenail clipping
and to top it all off 2 shreddeed halibut fishes
*note orange juice can be substituted for prune juice

and there, my friend youve got yourself one hell of a night.