What is a good blonde joke?

[DylanWaugh]

Here's a good one: A blonde was driving down the road, all of a sudden she hears a police siren. She pulls over and the cop says,"Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?" the blonde says," No." then the cop says," I pulled you over because you were swerving all over the road!" the blonde says," Well, officer, a tree kept popping out in front of me." then the officer says," That's your air freshener!"

 

[Rhindleby]

I know HEAPS but this is my favourite one:

A blonde girl came skipping home from school one day.

"Mummy, Mummy, she yelled, "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl asked.

"Yes, It's because your blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school.

"Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids said up to D, but I said it up to G. See? A,B,C,D,E,F,G!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"

"Yes, It's because your blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school.

"Mummy Mummy!" she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we were showering, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"

She lifted up her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm Blonde, Mummy?"

"No Honey, Its because you're 24."