what is the best yo momma joke?

[Ellie]

Also who would win a PBJ or a grilled cheese?

 

[wildironsoul]

yo mama so short, she gotta cuff her panties.

yo mama so ugly, she went bunjee jumping and they put the rope around her neck instead. lmao!

 

[SlTeamHeroes]

yo mamma is like a pool table, balls go in, balls go out

yo mamma is like a bowling ball, she gets fingered, chucked in the gutter, and still comes back for more.

yo mamma's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles, traffic slows down

yo mamma is so fat that when she runs with a raincoat on kids think she's a school bus

 

[SlTeamHeroes]

yo mamma is like a pool table, balls go in, balls go out

yo mamma is like a bowling ball, she gets fingered, chucked in the gutter, and still comes back for more.

yo mamma's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles, traffic slows down

yo mamma is so fat that when she runs with a raincoat on kids think she's a school bus