What is the funniest joke or the coolest riddle you know?

[Alexis]

A tmy school where picking who has the best joke or riddle, corney i know but i like jokes and riddles so just tell me whatever one you think is funny, thanx and remember 2 be keepin it real (not with the joke in real life duh! lol)

 

[Ltzt]]

chuck norris is the reason why waldo is hiding.

chuck norris destroyed the periodic table because the only element he knew was the element of surprise.

idk i love chuck norris jokes=]

 

[hello794]

ok, i heard this today

a woman is about 3 months pregnant, she's naked and about to get in the shower when her 3 year old comes in and says mommy you're getting FAT! so she reminds him about the baby and that its growing in her tummy. then the kid says yeah, but whats growing in your butt? HAHAHA!

 

[creed]

3 salesmen check into a hotel the room is thirty dollars. each one pays ten dollars. later the clerk says I overcharged them the room is only 25 he takes five one dollar bills out of the register and goes to give them their change he knows he cannot split five dollars three ways he gives each of the three men a dollar each back. he puts two in his pocket. so essentially each man has paidnine dollars each for the room three times nine is 27 the clerk kept two if you add 27 plus 2 that is twenty nine so where is the last dollar.

 

[nobodylikesdolphins]

patient: i got a strawberry stuck up my butt
doctor: i got a cream for that

 

[Gunasd]

One scabbed goat will mar a whole flock.