What is the funniest joke,poem,quote,lyric,saying,or anything u have ever heard?

[anonymous6]

well its not the funniest but its funny to me
its off courage the cowardly dog
"Ya got big ears butcha I aint hearin meh!! I said ...."
yeah im a big kid?anyways...how about u guys n gals

 

[pukebob]

An Aussie stockman and his wife had just got married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night.

The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.

He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room, with a good strong bed."

The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?

The drover reflected on this for a moment then replied, "Nah, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."

 

[bunnyfunny561]

i heard in icarly long time ago:
im not spencer, im his twin brother, spuncer.
honestly icarly is like the funniest show

 

[Crystal]

Well you have to know about slaves and stuff to understand it but it's pretty funny, my brother made it up.
"Haha...you're as mad as the slaves who brought their freedom an hour before they found out slavery was abolished..."