What is the funniest joke you know?

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A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste)
of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red.......................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange................ Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
'Well,' she said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God!! They're ass-holes!'
 
Who has the best joke long or short? Im just trying to laugh and hoping you guys will get a good laugh too from reading each others jokes

For example: ...hmmm... The WORLD CAN'T END IN 2012!! I HAVE YOGURT THAT EXPIRES IN 2013!!

now you all share one :)
 
well i dont know if it is considered a joke but its funny,
awe man dude he just called you gay, WHAT, OH HELL NO HOLD MY DICK.
 
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