what is the funniest way you can think of to get rid of Jehovah's witnesses?

[AtheistGoat]

be creative!

 

[I'maniceperson]

I never try to get rid of them. I try to talk to them about Jesus.

 

[ScruffyRussian]

How do you get rid of what does not exist?

 

[Zaphod]

Indecent exposure.