What religion will report monkeys evolve into next?

[JuliusC]

Spiritually speaking, do you change the standpoint of what you feel you should report as a violation in the religion section as a thing that changes over time or did God create that in the beginning?

 

[GAWDZILLA]

Bitterism

(I'm out of stars; sorry )

 

[PurdeyEP]

I think they will follow someone like Tucker Carlson. They deserve each other.

 

[RocketCrotch]

I think they will finally evolve into rocks. Then you could keep them as pet rocks and throw them at moving cars and stuff. Sucks to be a report monkey.