Smoking, drinking, sex, masturbation, orgys :dodgy:, porn, playing with fire =/, taking car for test drive in middle of the night. Yeah I'm pretty bamf.
Ive never been caught jerking it mainly because I only do it in the shower.
Ive been caught having sex but instead of jumping up like I was ashamed I looked back at my roommate and said "hey man how does my butt cheeks look from your view? Is there any chance you can score me a garlic bagel too?
Then me and the thing I was having sex with laughed.. never got a bagel.. or his opinion on my ass.
Ive been caught by police doing stuff.. speeding.. stunting.. holding drugs.. mmk..