what u have been caught doing

Smashing a shopping cart with some steel pipes out on the campus green.

It was a stupid thing to do I suppose, but it was a blast.
 
Smoking, drinking, sex, masturbation, orgys :dodgy:, porn, playing with fire =/, taking car for test drive in middle of the night. Yeah I'm pretty bamf.
 
Ive never been caught jerking it mainly because I only do it in the shower.
Ive been caught having sex but instead of jumping up like I was ashamed I looked back at my roommate and said "hey man how does my butt cheeks look from your view? Is there any chance you can score me a garlic bagel too?
Then me and the thing I was having sex with laughed.. never got a bagel.. or his opinion on my ass.

Ive been caught by police doing stuff.. speeding.. stunting.. holding drugs.. mmk..
 
my squad leader borrowed my roomates key and walked in on my fappin i... needless to say its not the first time
 
i hope you know i'm going to do that next time i buy m&m's
that was the best thing i have ever read lol
 
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