what's some good yo mama jokes ? lol?

[quicksta]

Helllllooooo
give me some of your Yo Mama jokes or any type of joke that you think is funny.

 

[StewieVolvo]

Yo mamma's so fat even your girlfriend thinks she's fat!!

 

[60'sRock]

Yo mama is so stupid she got fired from a blow-job.

Yo Mama's so dumb she got locked in a toilet and pissed herself.

Yo Mama's so dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

 

[l>mMissMyaBabbyett]

Yo mamma hair so short, when she got it braided they looked like stiches.
Hahaha ;D

 

[austin]

yo momma's so fat that when she got on the scale, she saw her phone number

 

[HarvyBirdman]

Your mother is so old that she turned 4040 last week

 

[u1bd66]

Yo momma so fat cos everytime i f*** her i give her a chocolate biscuit

 

[Nniisshhaa]

Yo Mama so fat that when she stepped on the weighing scales her international number came up
Yo Mama so poor she can't even afford to pay attention
Yo Mama is so ugly that people go as her for Halloween
Yo Mama is so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone
Yo Mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back and shakes its head
Yo Mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does
Yo Mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down
Yo Mama is so fat that the stripes on her pajamas never end

No offence to anyone they are just jokes

 

[briandwales]

yo mama so fat she fell of walmart and landed on k mart

 

[carlpaul71]

Yo MOMMA so stupid she went to the dentist to get a blue tooth
YO MOMMA so old i told her to act her age and she died