what's the lamest joke you know?

[misanthropicagenda]

here's a very lame one to start things off
two owls sitting in a tree in the pouring rain, one turns to the other and says " i had a date tonight but its too wet too woe"

 

[captainelectrovl2e0]

I'm so fat that when i jump in the ocean it rain four days

 

[victoriae<3™]

2 peanuts are walking down the street, one gets asalted. hahahahahahahah get it?

 

[Michaeljohn]

what happned to the polar bear who swam through weeds?
he got hooked!
hehe...sorry xD
IM A ONE MAN LINER, HOOK, LINE AND STINKER!!!!!!!!!!!
xD

 

[igotIssues:Pwealldo]

LOL!!!!!!!
*SnoRt, snOrT! snORT, hehehehehe SNORT!!*

-knock knock
-who's there?
-tank
-tank who?
-YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!

(get it, tankwho, thank you???)

HEe!

Lina :3

 

[Ðar†hAlejandrØ™]

Why couldn't the seven year old get into the pirate movie?

 

[estttt]

a guy walked into a bar....ouch

 

[JimMorrison]

.....Orange you glad I didn't say banana.

 

[Khadijah]

what did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
DAM

 

[blueladybird73]

What's brown and looks like a stick? A stick!
What's orange and looks like a carrot? A carrot!

Pathetic I know!

 

[Alex]

knock knockk

 

[Kags]

What does a dog do when it's sick? He barf, barfs!


lol. So lame.

 

[FACE]

So a man walks into a bar...ouch!

 

[AwesomeMe14]

Why are fish so smart?
Punchline: Because they live in school.

 

[Zarrafakt]

Me: Knock Knock!

You: Who’s there?

Me: Beezer.

You: Beezer who?

Me: Beezer black and yellow and make honey.

 

[KateReeva]

Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out.
That is so cheesy, lol.

 

[Haruhi]

Knock Knock ; whos there?; boo; boo who?; dont cry, its just a joke! (is that from Dora>>? >>