Whats Your Favorite Chuck Norris Joke?

[Emily1]

For those few losers who don't know what a Chuck Norris Joke is....
I.E. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

 

[¡Cynthia¡]

under chuck norris' beard there is not a chin, just another fist

 

[AFRONINJA]

chuck norris walked down the street with an erection. there were no survivors

 

[Annie:D]

I kinda think they are all funny =3

 

[ZestyFunkDude]

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
The Police classify fighting Chuck Norris as a suicide.
There was no Big Bang, just Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking the Universe into existence
There is no theory of evolution, only a list of species Chuck Norris allowed to live.
Jesus wears Chuck Norris PJs.

 

[Sean]

if chuck norris has 5$ and you have 5$, chuck norrris has more money than you

either that or this
http://www.nochucknorris.com/