Whats Your Favorite Chuck Norris Joke?

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For those few losers who don't know what a Chuck Norris Joke is....
I.E. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
 
chuck norris walked down the street with an erection. there were no survivors
 
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
The Police classify fighting Chuck Norris as a suicide.
There was no Big Bang, just Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking the Universe into existence
There is no theory of evolution, only a list of species Chuck Norris allowed to live.
Jesus wears Chuck Norris PJs.
 
if chuck norris has 5$ and you have 5$, chuck norrris has more money than you

either that or this
http://www.nochucknorris.com/
 
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