In the shop today a man was standing at the newspaper stand with a newspaper right up to his face, i mean his nose was about 2 inches away from the front page. The funny thing was.. he had a pair of glasses on.
Today, I was on the bus home from college and this girl was sitting a few seats in front of me and she was brushing her hair when she accidentally flung the hairbrush out of her hand and it hit the window and she squealed
all the time while driving my state is full of idiots trust me a two lane construction zone why do you go by speeding you aren't going anywhere traffic is stopped up ahead waved at them as I went by
A friend of mine slept on the couch last week, he rolled over and fell off. I woke up and went to get a glass of water and scared him him I guess. When I walked through the living room he turned to see who it was and plop.
I was in a store the other day, and I heard a woman calling to her kids, "Ireland! Phoenicia! Get over here!" It was the first time I ever laughed while simultaneously face-palming.
Probably yesterday. I have a lot of crazy friends. One night me and two of my friends, Lisa and Philip, went to wal-mart. Lisa stumbled upon that T-pain mic in the toy asile and listened to the demo thing. Philip got out his phone and began recording after she hit the button a second time so he could film her singing along with it. Well, at the end of the demo he goes "BAM!" so she did the same, but she was so loud, she scared herself and said "Oh shit!"
It was hiliarious and well worth that late night trip to Wally world. :]
Well it had to be when i was watched the sex education show with me niece and they where showing some guys dicks and one of em where soo small the size of me little toe and i aint exaggeration but when he had and erection it was normal LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL every time i remember it i burst out laughing did it last week Thursday in the middle of our exams almost got kick out LOOL :O
When I was trying to recreate that famous "THE MOLE" monologue, - by the legendary Brummie comic, ROBERT NORMAN DAVIS, (better known, perhaps, by the STAGE NAME, of JASPER CARROTT. It's a good job, I took a fresh set of clothes, with me.
Yesterday I took my 12 week old puppy for his first walk. Everything was just so exciting for him and he was jumping a round like a spring lamb. Suddenly he saw a dandelion clock and leaped onto it and then he looked around to see were it had gone. He didn't realise that he was sitting on it! His antics did make me chuckle.
well i have this errrr friend ahem who wandered down to the butchers and chemist without checking his watch and it turned out they were closed for lunch...pillock : |
BQ - only to see things...apart from watches and clocks !