When you ring a bell that’s made of shite, does it go “Dung”?

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DannyR

Member
There are wings growing
On the backs of my hands
And snakes coming out of my toes
My knees are made out of plasticine
And I’ve got a trombone for a nose
The hat on my head has an Edison screw
An I think it’s been fitted, too tight
Which is why, it appears
The balloons in my ears
Have been keeping me up
Through the night.
 
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emucompboy

Member
The shi-ites have been fighting the sunnis for 1200 years because they don't agree on who the successor to Muhammad should have been. I think they're all a bunch of ding-a-lings.
 
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fritya56

New member
The bell goes RING
When we hear you sing
About the sleepless nights
And the snakes are only tights
My marble eyes set on your piece
That reads like a rental lease

My play on Ring
Is designed to sing
We know it's all my arse
So please enjoy , it's such a bloody farce
 
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fritya56

New member
The bell goes RING
When we hear you sing
About the sleepless nights
And the snakes are only tights
My marble eyes set on your piece
That reads like a rental lease

My play on Ring
Is designed to sing
We know it's all my arse
So please enjoy , it's such a bloody farce
 
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