At a recent party, one girl told us about a book of hers titled "Dumb Things Celebrities Have Done". She told us some of them, and other girls told some incidents not in the book.
1) This gardener at Windsor Castle in England became a bit of a celebrity when he was criticized by some royal snobs for wearing denim jeans. He took off his jeans and everything else and mowed the lawn while totally nude. Photos of that were seen all over the world. Her Majesty was horrified by the scandal.
2) This older billionaire was with a much younger girl. He complained about his hemorrhoids hurting and asked her to inspect them. While she was looking closely at his bare butt, he farted in her face and laughed.
3) This young athlete was introduced to Boston High Society. He stood on a stage beside the local Queen of it and told her to pull his finger when he counted to three. When she did, he farted very loudly, laughed and said, "All Aboard". All of the V.I.Ps were quite shocked.
4) This American actor was often in France in the 1950s. Once he was introduced to the French president's daughter-in-law. He sat down and held out his hand to her. He told her, "Madame De Gaulle, tirez le doigt!' (Mrs. De Gaulle, pull the finger!) When she did that, "toute du monde ont entendu un pet tres fort" (everyone heard a very loud fart) that some witnesses described as "Wagnerian". (My boyfriend is 25% French, so he translated this for me.)
5) At the 1959 Memphis Open, a golfing foursome was putting, so everyone was very quiet to allow the golfers to concentrate. Suddenly, one man nicknamed "Thunder" lived up to that name and farted loudly. Some people laughed, but others reported him to the officials, and he was fined $250 for unbecoming conduct. Years later, he was the subject of a celebrity roast, and the comedians had fun with that episode. His retort was, "Oh, that incident was totally blown out of proportion!" Someone said that what was really blown out was the seat of "Thunder's" pants.
6) At a Hollywood masquerade party, one actor showed up stoned and nude. Ketchup was smeared all over his body. Someone asked about all that and was told he was dressed as a hot dog.
7) At parties given at this actor's home, he often began stripping and urged the guests to join him. Most of them did take off all of their clothing, but once, a shy young actress cried and fled from the room. The nude host chased her through his large mansion. At last, he cornered her. Near them was a vase full of fresh flowers. He took one out and inserted the stem into his rectum.
1) This gardener at Windsor Castle in England became a bit of a celebrity when he was criticized by some royal snobs for wearing denim jeans. He took off his jeans and everything else and mowed the lawn while totally nude. Photos of that were seen all over the world. Her Majesty was horrified by the scandal.
2) This older billionaire was with a much younger girl. He complained about his hemorrhoids hurting and asked her to inspect them. While she was looking closely at his bare butt, he farted in her face and laughed.
3) This young athlete was introduced to Boston High Society. He stood on a stage beside the local Queen of it and told her to pull his finger when he counted to three. When she did, he farted very loudly, laughed and said, "All Aboard". All of the V.I.Ps were quite shocked.
4) This American actor was often in France in the 1950s. Once he was introduced to the French president's daughter-in-law. He sat down and held out his hand to her. He told her, "Madame De Gaulle, tirez le doigt!' (Mrs. De Gaulle, pull the finger!) When she did that, "toute du monde ont entendu un pet tres fort" (everyone heard a very loud fart) that some witnesses described as "Wagnerian". (My boyfriend is 25% French, so he translated this for me.)
5) At the 1959 Memphis Open, a golfing foursome was putting, so everyone was very quiet to allow the golfers to concentrate. Suddenly, one man nicknamed "Thunder" lived up to that name and farted loudly. Some people laughed, but others reported him to the officials, and he was fined $250 for unbecoming conduct. Years later, he was the subject of a celebrity roast, and the comedians had fun with that episode. His retort was, "Oh, that incident was totally blown out of proportion!" Someone said that what was really blown out was the seat of "Thunder's" pants.
6) At a Hollywood masquerade party, one actor showed up stoned and nude. Ketchup was smeared all over his body. Someone asked about all that and was told he was dressed as a hot dog.
7) At parties given at this actor's home, he often began stripping and urged the guests to join him. Most of them did take off all of their clothing, but once, a shy young actress cried and fled from the room. The nude host chased her through his large mansion. At last, he cornered her. Near them was a vase full of fresh flowers. He took one out and inserted the stem into his rectum.