Which one should I set as my status if I want to make my friends laugh?

[GutsForBreakfast]

1. "Broseidon, king of the brocean."
2. "Happy birthday. You're adopted."
or can you think of a better one? I want something funny.

 

[EricOConnell]

im just a lonely pig...looking his blanket in this world

 

[travis]

I'm not a drug dealer, I'm a street pharmacist

 

[GracePeterson]

Ok here's one to a couple. From a person walking down da street
"Why does ur face look like that"
"Like wat"
"Ugly! Zing! High 5!!!"
Lolz

 

[Jordan]

two blondes were driving to disney world and they saw a sign that said disneyworld left and they went home crying

 

[mmmm_mmmm]

Call me old fashioned, but I still think candles kick ass.