A blonde is sitting next to a lawyer on the plane. The lawyer, who believes devoutly in stereotypes, looks at the blonde and thinks "Hey, I can get a couple easy dollars from this blonde."He reaches over and wakes up the blonde, who just wanted to sleep. He proposes a game: "Let's play a question-and-answer game. I ask a question, and if you don't know the answer, you give me twenty dollars. Then when you ask me a question and I don't know the answer, you get a thousand dollars. Okay?"The blonde nods. "Alright, I'll start. What is the circumference of the earth?"The blonde pulled twenty dollars out of her purse and gave it to the lawyer. Now it was her turn. "What goes up a hill with three legs and down with ten?" She went back to sleep. The lawyer scratched his head. He Googled, Yahoo'ed, and Ask-Jeeves'd the question, he e-mailed all his friends, and he even asked a passing flight attendant, but he had to admit defeat. He woke up the blonde and gave her a thousand dollars. She went back to sleep. A while passed, and the lawyer woke the blonde up again. "What was the answer?"The blonde gave him twenty dollars. ----An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you`re an engineer -- you`re in the wrong place."So the engineer reports to the gates of Hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they`ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and asks, "So, how`s it going down there in Hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We`ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there`s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."God replies, "What??? You`ve got an engineer? That`s a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I`m keeping him."God says, "Send him back up here or I`ll sue."Satan laughs and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"