Who got a good Yo Mamma joke?

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PotterCrazyBabey

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Me and my friends have Yo mamma joke battles like Yo Mamma so fat when she stepped outside she caused a solar eclipse. lol we love them got any good ones or websites?
 
yo mamma so poor when i went to her house to use the bathroom she said pick a corner. yo mamma so poor when i went to her house to watch color tv she said we're outta crayons. yeah i know they suck...
 
yo momma so fat, when it rains she uses the freeway like a slip-n-slide!

yo momma so big, she uses 2 metro buses like roller skates!

yo momma so ugly, when she walks in a house, all the toilets flush!
 
You momma so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her!

You, momma so fat she has her own area code!

You momma butt so big it has its own congressman.

Your momma is so ugly it affects her self esteem (<=Hank Hill)
 
yo momma so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said, one person at a time plz
 
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