Mine are;
A blond went to the curtain store and asked for some curtains. The Guy behind the counter said, " What for?" The blond said, "My Computer", and he says, "Mam you don't have to have curtains for a computer" then she says, " I have windows duh", LOL
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two blond friends were walking up the street then all of a sudden one blond picked up a mirror, the blond the said, " This person looks familiar" then the other blond looks and said, " It's me silly"
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There was a blond lady on the road named Pam, Pam was pulled over by the blond cop Josh, Josh said, " Do you have a form of ID, Or a license?" Then Pam looks in her purse and says, "Nope", Then Josh says, " Do you have a picture of yourself?", Then Pam looks and pulls out a makeup mirror and says, "Right here", Then Josh looks and said, " If I knew you were a cop I wouldn't have pulled you over, go on, go on"
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Nice people, I found out I didn't post the you're next one, thanks for the reminder, here's another;
A blond went to the store and says, " sir ho much is that tv?" then the guy says, "Sorry I don't sell to blonds" the next day she comes as a brunet and says, " sir how much is that tv?" then the guy says," sorry i don't sell to blonds that impersonate brunets", then the next day she comes as a red head and says," how much is that tv?" then the guy says "sorry I don't sell to blonds who impersonate brunets who impersonate redheads", then she finally points and says" why won't you sell me that tv??" Then he says, " Mam, that's a microwave"
A blond went to the curtain store and asked for some curtains. The Guy behind the counter said, " What for?" The blond said, "My Computer", and he says, "Mam you don't have to have curtains for a computer" then she says, " I have windows duh", LOL
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two blond friends were walking up the street then all of a sudden one blond picked up a mirror, the blond the said, " This person looks familiar" then the other blond looks and said, " It's me silly"
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There was a blond lady on the road named Pam, Pam was pulled over by the blond cop Josh, Josh said, " Do you have a form of ID, Or a license?" Then Pam looks in her purse and says, "Nope", Then Josh says, " Do you have a picture of yourself?", Then Pam looks and pulls out a makeup mirror and says, "Right here", Then Josh looks and said, " If I knew you were a cop I wouldn't have pulled you over, go on, go on"
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Nice people, I found out I didn't post the you're next one, thanks for the reminder, here's another;
A blond went to the store and says, " sir ho much is that tv?" then the guy says, "Sorry I don't sell to blonds" the next day she comes as a brunet and says, " sir how much is that tv?" then the guy says," sorry i don't sell to blonds that impersonate brunets", then the next day she comes as a red head and says," how much is that tv?" then the guy says "sorry I don't sell to blonds who impersonate brunets who impersonate redheads", then she finally points and says" why won't you sell me that tv??" Then he says, " Mam, that's a microwave"
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.