Hmmmm, a week and a half huh, well the pirate rulebook only speaks about a two week layoff. So I guess your off the hook on this one. (get it off the hook, captain hook, bwahahahahaa) Never mind.......Anyways, arghhhh, wait'll I tell Captinas KGirl and Kickchick about your insubordination!! They'll make you walk the plank or be keelhauled or make you eat brussel sprouts or something awful like that. Glad your back after all that!
Oh, cat O'nine tails....that'd work. Can you put a eyepatch on your kitty?