Who wants to be a pirate?

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, now was that really called for? I mean you run off for a couple weeks, then come back and start picking on us.....
 
It was a week and a half And as for "picking on us", so far it's only been you, and unless you have multiple personalities....?
 
Yarr.... be that thar pirate booksie defying yer authority Kwajman?

Maybe be there time for some MAP pirate discipline ....

Tho maybe ye "Cat O'Nine Tails" be out of thee question for punishment if ye be catchin' my drift Kwajman!
 
Ah, but you see, I am Queen of the pirate isles, and not a pirate under Kwajman's coofftopicnd. Anyway, weren't the girls in charge of the ship anyway? So maybe you'd better hand over that whip before someone gets hurt.

Anyway, Kwajman wouldn't want to hurt me, would you Kwaj.. would you.... ???
 
Hmmmm, a week and a half huh, well the pirate rulebook only speaks about a two week layoff. So I guess your off the hook on this one. (get it off the hook, captain hook, bwahahahahaa) Never mind.......Anyways, arghhhh, wait'll I tell Captinas KGirl and Kickchick about your insubordination!! They'll make you walk the plank or be keelhauled or make you eat brussel sprouts or something awful like that. Glad your back after all that!

Oh, cat O'nine tails....that'd work. Can you put a eyepatch on your kitty?
 
Thought that'd get you! Thats like the biggest punishment for me, brussell sprouts and liver or something awful like that.... I did make chocolate chip cookies tonight though if you all are good!
 
I'll be good, promise now can I have one? And can you please tell mum that since I'm being good, I don't deserve any brussel sprouts (they're in season here at the moment, and both my parents are fond of them )
 
Yuck, you poor girl, I'll see if I can sneak you some. Hey while we're talking about food, if you can call brussel sprouts food, are there any "traditional" australian dishes? Like a Sunday dinner here might be Beef Roast w/mashed potatoes and gravy, corn, peas or broccoli, iced tea. That sort of thing we "pirates" up north might eat...
 
Thanks Aussies tend to consider a barbie the traditional Aussie meal some 'snags' (sausages, not that I tend to use the term) some steak, salads...

We eat food from around the world, because we've had a lot of immigrants some in from around the world, and the traditional English cuisine that Australia started with isn't all that great (sorry if I stepped on any toes)

We can be multicultural priates and eat stir fries, roast dinners, potato dumplings and indian curries :d Now I feel hungry
 
Aye we coastal Pirates like our seafood... and this Captain likes warm & gooey Toll House Chocolate chip cookies ..... wash it all down with Hot Chocolate and Vanilla RUM!
 
Well, we may have an awfully fat bunch of pirates, eh? But then we can have Captina Kickchick and Kathy Long lead some Pirate-robics
 
Arrrrhhh! Might I be suggestin' "Hershey's Denali Fudge Moose Tracks" ice cream?? As fine a flavor as any a pirate be needin'!!
 
You're talking my language, KC. I could almost live off tuna and salmon sushi, baked halibut and trout, sand dabs (found only off Catalina Island), Tollhouse chocolate chip cookies, and Pepperidge Farm mint milano. The only thing missing that I can think of is Stouffer's french bread pizza. Mm mm good.

Well, that and some red wine, but it goes without saying that pirates are drunk half the time.
 
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