Who wants to be a pirate?

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jtaber79

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She is a ninja cat and has sworn a death oath against Opus the First, King of the Penguins. She has spent her ninja career undermining the Pirate Captinas KGirl and Kickchick (by the way they're in charge). Captina in training Booksie Girl is the sworn enemy of Brussel sprouts and anything to do with geography. So who knows what evil thing will happen when everyone gets a whiff of the spouts.

Yes you too can be a pirate. But for the catwoman, NO CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES FOR YOU!!!!
 
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sba

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Oh, that's OK, I prefer shortbread with raspberry jam anyway!

{{KT sneaks brussels sprouts (cooked with liver) into the pirates' water supply}}
 
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xxbbygrlxx662

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LOL ... little do yee know that I and me crew (direct orders by me) do not partake of the water onboard ... RUM ONLY ALLOWED


and for bathing purposes .... what is that? Closest we come to that is jumping overboard after a night of rum drinking and skinny dip we do!

.... we be the liveliest bunch of sea farin' scoundrels!

To me crew.. keep yer bow to the wind, and yer mind sharp about this ninja.... (well the best yee can
 
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xxkalamixx

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{{KT (she who cannot be chased because she cannot be seen) empties all of the bottles of rum into the sea, removes the clothespin from her nose, and leaves the ship}}
 
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Sarahtt

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Aye, at the 28 warm, sunny beaches, dontcha know! Yo ho ho, it's a pirates life for me!

(That is, until my wife finds out that I went skinny-dipping with drunk bonnie kung fu lasses.)

Speaking of proper pirate food a moment ago, do we have a cook on board any of the ships? I mean, I'll be like if there's no cook on my ship. And then I'll be like "grrr, argh!" at the fool who forgot to recruit one. And yes, this pirate knows how to use sharp pointy metal weapons ... but only for fighting and eating, not for cooking.
 
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maxxxam

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Well ask Kickchick about the cook part. So far to eat we have brussel sprouts (soon to go overboard), liver (ditto), shortbread and raspberry cookies, and rum....I've had worse....
 
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xUsx

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.... We be needin' a place to restock.....


.... ah I found the place (and we wise pirates always keep our rum stashed in big heavy barrels) .... ship is loaded with rum and hardtack
 
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