Aye, at the 28 warm, sunny beaches, dontcha know! Yo ho ho, it's a pirates life for me!
(That is, until my wife finds out that I went skinny-dipping with drunk bonnie kung fu lasses.)
Speaking of proper pirate food a moment ago, do we have a cook on board any of the ships? I mean, I'll be like if there's no cook on my ship. And then I'll be like "grrr, argh!" at the fool who forgot to recruit one. And yes, this pirate knows how to use sharp pointy metal weapons ... but only for fighting and eating, not for cooking.