If we're the sworn enemies of pirates (which I don't ever recall seeing/reading) are you REALLY REALLY REALLY sure you want to upset us? (Joins KT for a swim under boat, replaces all the lemons with tennis balls)
Cats can swim, they just don't like the water. Except tigers. They love the water and they're REAL big kitties. Ehheheh. Ninjas can swim. They gots all sorta sneaky ways to sneak around in the water. I would really reconsider allowing ninjas in you pirate gang. Really. I would. Aarrr. Matey.
Um, my ship is still sailing near the 28 warm, sunny beaches, right? That's all I care about right now. Well, that and red wine. And sushi. I like red wine and sushi. Oh, and the cookies we were talking about earlier.
Arrrrrrr.... I am not to proud to beg, and have been privately consulting with fellow pirate Captain Jack Sparrow on some plans for the devious ninja and for locating the MAP for our treasure.
Watch out.... he has filled me with plenty of ideas and.....
He's coming on our voyage, is he not? I do like the man. Fine pirate, fine sailor, with good taste in both women and drinks. [And I love "Pirates of the Carribean."] Argh, that he is.