Who wants to be a pirate?

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Cirric

Member
If we're the sworn enemies of pirates (which I don't ever recall seeing/reading) are you REALLY REALLY REALLY sure you want to upset us? (Joins KT for a swim under boat, replaces all the lemons with tennis balls)

Oh yeah, Aaarrrr!
 
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SummerRain

Member
Cats can swim, they just don't like the water. Except tigers. They love the water and they're REAL big kitties. Ehheheh. Ninjas can swim. They gots all sorta sneaky ways to sneak around in the water. I would really reconsider allowing ninjas in you pirate gang. Really. I would. Aarrr. Matey.

(sneaks ex-lax into choc chip cookies)
 
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kasewene

New member
Um, my ship is still sailing near the 28 warm, sunny beaches, right? That's all I care about right now. Well, that and red wine. And sushi. I like red wine and sushi. Oh, and the cookies we were talking about earlier.
 
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lalafleagurl

New member
{{KT chortles with glee as aikiMac bites into one of the ExLax-laden cookies}}

Ninjas, not able to swim? Are you kiddin'?

{{KT, the cat, goes for a long, leisurely salt-water swim. Part 2 of Ninja plan underway...}}
 
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IrishLad

New member
Hey, this ain't like the Tollhouse cookies me mum used to bake.
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Ye were warned that this pirate knows how to use a knife and short sword! I wasn't called KnifeFighter in me younger days for nothing!

Pain, lots of pain when I leave the head! Just give me a few moments of privacy yet.
 
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pezs_are_good

New member
Arrrrrrr.... I am not to proud to beg, and have been privately consulting with fellow pirate Captain Jack Sparrow on some plans for the devious ninja and for locating the MAP for our treasure.

Watch out.... he has filled me with plenty of ideas and.....

RUM!

.....isn't he a doll??!!!
 
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chilliscot2002

New member
He's coming on our voyage, is he not? I do like the man. Fine pirate, fine sailor, with good taste in both women and drinks. [And I love "Pirates of the Carribean."] Argh, that he is.
 
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MonkeyM

New member
Oooo! The pirate thread is alive again!

Can me a my puppy be pirates? Cause then she would be , Pippin, the practically perfect Papillon pirate purse puppy! Arrrrrr - woof!
 
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