Who wants to hear a joke about punctuation?

[greybeard]

An English professor wrote the words:

"A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.


All of the males in the class wrote:
"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote:
"A woman: without her, man is nothing."



Punctuation is powerful


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[14ebex]

Ha ha, nice one!! I also like:

"Let's eat, Grandma!"
or
"Let's eat Grandma!"
Punctuation saves lives.

 

[Thinkert]

right said

 

[MichealJackson]

Michael Jackson?

 

[D]

Nice one.

 

[Apoorva]

wowow !!!!!!!!!!!!! awesum !!

 

[Koogan]

nice one
but shouldn t you aks: who wants to read?

 

[xbrownangelx]

LOL good one! I like the second one

 

[DennisM]

Too bad I cant give points for "Best Question", you'd get 10 for that.

 

[Laredo]

As a woman I would say it sound about right to me, thanks for the chuckle.

 

[DraculaThexking]

Hahhaaaha