WHY DO LOGGERS USE AXE TO CHOP TREES WHEN THEY CAN JUST LEARN KARATE TO CHOP?

[KARATEPLAYER]

AXES ARE HEAVY, BUT IF THEY DO KARATE CHOP ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS BRING THEIR HANDS, RIGHT????

 

[ABE]

These days kid we use chainsaws to fell trees not axes. Ive yet to meet a karateka that can fell trees with his bare hands faster than my chainsaw can!