Why is everyone tripping cause i'm the shiznit?

[Calimaytheprep]

Anyways

hot or cold?
soft or hard?
juicy or salty?

 

[JanellaB]

that's where the smell is coming from!

 

[TerryT]

Hot, hard & salty!

 

[celtictart]

"Everyone" who?
Anyways,
I'm guessing you are
cold
soft
and very very salty.