I try to share my pathetic humour in this section which is helped by the black comedy of living in a country being screwed out of sight by the EU and having a Labour government about which we have to laugh or go completely potty!
I will now attempt to kill off humour in Y/A Politics for ever by posting the worse 'joke' I ever heard. You have been warned!
'A guy's car broke down miles away from anywhere. It was a muddy road bounded by high hedges. The guy got out and lifted the bonnet (hood) but couldn't see anything wrong. From over the hedge came a deep voice - "Slap the fuel pump with your shoe!" Guy looks up and see a large black horse towering the hedge. "Do it NOW!!" the horse shouted. The guy, frightened out of his mind, slapped the pump with his shoe and almost like magic the motor sprung into life." The guy jumped in the car a drove at speed to the nearest pub, shaking like a leaf he swallowed three Jack Daniels one after the other. "Hey," said the bar tender, "You had a fright or something?" The guy explained. Bar Tender laughed aloud. "You were lucky the black horse found you first. His brother, the white one don't know a thing about cars!"
Pathetic enough?