Write an identity rant... TEN POINTS!!!! =D?

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Write your own "I am..." rant. Use the "Molson Joe Canadian" example below as a guide:
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I AM CANADIAN

Hey.
I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader.
I don't live in an igloo, eat blubber, or own a dog sled.
I don't know Jimmy, Sally, or Suzy from Canada.
Although I'm certain they're very nice.

I have a prime minister, not a president.
I speak English and French, NOT American,
and I pronounce it "ABOUT", NOT "A BOOT"

I can proudly sew my countries flag on my backpack. I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.
DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation
and that the beaver is a proud and noble animal.

A TOQUE IS A HAT,
A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH,
AND IT IS PRONOUNCED "ZED", NOT "ZEE", "ZED"
CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS,
THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY
AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA.
MY NAME IS JOE
AND I AM CANADIAN

Thank you.
Watch the ad here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRI-A3vakVg
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You can write one about yourself! (example; "I am Sarah" or "I am Bob" etc. :)

Remember "Joe Canadian" is JUST AN EXAMPLE =]
 
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